In our review this week of Kendra and Rene Wenzel's Bike Racing 101, we asked for the definitions to certain racing terms for a chance to win
a copy of the book. See book review
here.
Here are the Bike Racing 101 answers, but we had some quite
enlightening and/or humorous definitions in the answers we received. Here are a
few of the choice ones, below the "book definitions," for your enjoyment.
Aerobars - Add-ons for handlebars to help a rider get low and narrow; also
called tribars.
--Additional hardware that clamps to the front of your regular bars that allows
the rider to achieve a more aerodynamic position. Usually used in time trials or
by Freds who want to look cool.
--These bars are only legal for time trial and triathalon events. Use is also
highly discouraged for any type of large, fast group ride - someone could lose
an eye.
--Handlebars which improve riding position enabling the rider to cut through
the wind easier (or the bars where Errol Flynn and David Niven hung out in Dawn
Patrol).
Bonk - To run out of stored glycogen, suddenly run out of riding energy.
--What happened to Lance in the 2000 Tour on one of the mountain stages
because he didn't eat enough Power Bars. Basically, the body runs out of fuel,
water, electrolytes, etc.
--Another name for "you forgot to eat". That awful moment when you've used up
all the energy you've got and you just die on the road (or wish you could).
Happened to Baden Cooke while wearing pink in the Giro last year. [Uh,
wasn't that Cadel Evans?]
--A significant drop in energy level due to depletion of glycogen stores.
Also, the sound of my hitting the ground after losing the ability to control my
bike during a serious bonk.
Clinchers - Modern tires suitable for racing or training that feature an
inner tube and are held to the rim by a hooked bead.
--Tires which sit upon a rim by "clinching" it with a bead rather than being
glued on by a swarthy mechanic.
--A type of bike tire requiring inner-tubes where the bead of the tire seats
along the inside edge of the rim - not a tubular. Also, the action required for
the remainder of a race when you realize that you should have hit the porta-john
one more time before the start - oops, I guess that would be "clencher".
Echelon - A paceline that stretches out sideways so riders can take
maximum advantage of the draft in a side wind.
--A racing technique used when the wind is blowing from the side. Instead of
a straight pace line, the riders angle across the road trying to catch as much
wind shadow as they can from the rider ahead of them. If you're not in the first
echelon or two, kiss the race goodbye.
--A diagonal group formation to provide the most effective draft in a
cross-wind condition. The preferred place to be rather than
"strung-out-in-the-gutter", but that's a discussion for another time...
--A peloton formation in a cross-wind situation. If the wind is coming from
the left, all the riders stack up to the right. If you are the last rider out
there and you run out of road, you are in big trouble! Form another echelon.
--Riding formation in which the paceline is angled, so as to minimize a
not-quite head-on headwind. This formation, if practiced on country roads in the
Berkshires, angers the locals mightily.
Half-wheel - To ride hard enough to keep the front wheel just ahead
of the wheel of the rider next to you.
--Very annoying habit when two riders are riding side by side. Normally both
front wheels would be aligned on an imaginary line. Half wheeling consists of
the annoying rider advancing his/her wheel halfway up the road, so his/her front
hub will be aligned to the front of the annoyee rider's tire. Half wheeling
comes from either bad riding form or just plain obnoxiousness.
--A potentially dangerous situation if the rider in front does not know the
rider behind is there because if the front rider moves to the side and hits the
wheel of the rider behind, a crash is imminent!
--a) riding just ahead of another rider, as opposed to riding evenly
together; this is not good etiquette in group rides; b) a yoga position; or c) a
moderately large cheese.
--The bad habit of slightly pulling ahead of your partner when riding side by
side. This continues to escalate the pace until your companion whacks you with a
bike pump.
--To continually pull-ahead of the rider next to you in a double pace line,
causing the other line to accelerate, then you to accelerate again, etc.
--To ride next to, but just ahead of someone. This is particularly irritating
when riding in a double pace-line. If a girl does it to you it's called being
"half-chicked".
--A very dangerous way of drafting too closely behind someone, liable to
cause a crash (or the bicycle on board Heny Hudson's Half Moon on the famous
1609 voyage).
--When you overlap the rider in front of you, or slow down to cause a similar
condition to the rider behind. a dangerous place to be for the second rider.
Part of a book title, Half-Wheel Hell.
And the winner is.....Gustavo Cinci! Congratulations, and thanks to
all for participating!
"My big mistake was reading Bike Racing 101..."

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